I found some damn ridiculous things from last year.
They were written on one of the occasions where I went to study at the library with Hai Song and Ben Chia last year.
Pancakes
It all began with a plate of pancakes.
As my mind replays the things that happened back then,
Now that I think of it, it seems incredulous for something so trivial to spark off a row of such serious events.
The first time I went to Ashlee's Pancake Diner was when I was eleven. I still remember that it was a crisp, cool autumn afternoon. The bells collided into one another with a clang as I pushed the door open. The whole place was pungent with the fragrance of flour and caffeine, and the decor was simple yet elaborate. The walls were painted in mellow tones of yellow, velvet red couches in booths lined up against the sides. At the end was the kitchen and you had to go through a revolving door to get inside. I loved the place instantly.
I saw down at a booth, ordering a chocolate frappe and a set of butter pancakes. As I took my first bite, the sweet taste it was instant bliss. Even after I swallowed it, the sweet taste of the pancake and the rich saltiness of butter lingered in my mouth. I gobbled it up in minutes. I paid with the fifty-dollar bill Mum gave me in the morning and as I walked out, I licked my lips and made a pact with myself: I will come back again sometime.
Mum was too busy working - she was the only breadwinner of the family. She struggled each month to take care of me. Hence, she didn't have we didn't have the luxury of getting an au pair.
And then I stopped there abruptly. It was an essay I was supposed to write but I stopped because I realised it would take too long to fully elaborate and conclude the whole story.
I used what was left of the paper to play a one-word story game with Hai Song and Ben Chia (and also Mr Boo I think?) . At first I played with Hai Song (Ben Chia only reached the library later). Some of the ones below are also written when Christine and I were bored in class.
Pimples are all over Yifan's face but she still has many other things like for example, just a flab thingy in a 羊mehmeh book.
1-5-day (LOLOL it actually means 'one fine day' -inside joke), Junyuan was breakdancing along to MCR's terrible shit (HAHAHA). Aesthetics is for Junyuan because it's hot!
Elmo is gay forever but he still breakdances at Junyuan's club.
Bang Guo hates me and people around him who has hairy chests and AhLooi sucks to the Doctor Tan's butt because he enjoys licking Dr Tan's wet nose actually enjoying the crappy (stopped because we didn't know how to continue)
Mr Chan rocks like icecream soda rootbeer coke dietpepsi plus pee ice-blended however sometimes he sucks lollipops.
Mingyao love leg like Mr Teo's sexy ass which similar to Mr Yeo's (stopped again)
To compensate Ben Chia's mod-pen, I bought something INTERESTING causing catastrophy and melted his handphone. This resulted in an excruciating pain in his groin where he jump holding nothing except (we stopped here because I remember scolding them for coming up with something so disgusting/stupid? HAHAHAHA)
When I was young I also loved to write stories. The first story I ever finished writing was on my school's jotter book (i.e., exercise book). It's 63 pages long and took me 2 years to finish. HAHAHA. It is also complete with illustrations done by yours truly. It's damn stupid and doesn't make much sense, filled with linguistic/grammar/punctuation/spelling/etc errors and has no paragraphing AT ALL, but, oh well I guess it shows how much I love to write, even as a kid.
I wrote it in coloured pens/markers and would change colours whenever I felt like it. I started writing the story when I was P2 and finished only in P4... LOL
Here is an excerpt.
"You've all come." Jimmy cot contacted everyone. Fashley and Jimmy and others are outside Melody's castle. They went in and rode their horses to the top. Dipstick and Domino followed. At the top, they found Melody with all three her henchman. She knows their there though. She has her own invisible glasses too. She jumped up, "Ha, ha, ha, ha! You've fallen into my trap. I'll just shoot you with my glob gun it'll make you stick together (LOL I'M LAUGHING AS I TYPE THIS)." laughed Melody.
Fashley and Jimmy know kungfu remember? They Beat up the henchmen and tie them up. Melody did not notice it because she so busy fighting. Chrissie suddenly recall the pink gas water gat gadget! She sprayed some on Melody's face for ten tiMGo times and refill it. Melody cough and sneeze for five minutes. By that time, Melody was so busy coughing and sneezing she didn't notice anything. Nikki tied up Melody with her henchmens.
"Urgh.....! Oh no!" surrended Melody. Three minutes later, Fashley called the police and they arrived. The police arrested Melody & her henchmen.
School tomorrow, :) ? :( ?
I realise I don't like to go to school anymore because going to school = stepping in as a role of a student that's too laden with responsibilities = too stressful.
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