I can't believe it.
It's so fast.
MY EXAMS STARTING NEXT WEEK!!!
HAix.
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For those of you who have read the new series of story Hua Shan and I have written, if you like it, support ok? If you don't like it, scram.
Hua Shan and I have worked since Primary 4 to write these kinda stories and you tell me they suck.
That is pretty much saying 2 years of my story-writing life is thrown into a place.
Into a place called the garbage bin.
If you like the story - Don't act that you don't like.
If you don't like the story - Don't act like you like it(just to be my friend, and I am not acting popular lah but you get what I mean)
If you find the story funny - Don't say it is lame and later laugh secretly.
If you find the story lame - Scram. And do not act as if you think it is funny.
But as for so far, the people that I let read find it funny. Haha! Hua Shan and I are finally reaching the peak.
This is the score-sheet.
JinJie(Hua Shan's bro) 98/100
My brother 80/100
I'm gonna ask Shaun and the Hongweis(Yes, my class has 2 Hongweis. One is very vulgar, the other is also but not as much as the first) on Monday, but I'm not sure if I might have the chance to because I hardly see them during reccess and we are all sitting differently due to our exams.
Here is a timeline of the stories we have written since P4.
First ever - A lot of mixed up people.
Second - Zexun-rina the Ballerina.
P4 end-of-year - Ms. W Lai and the gang.
P5 starting-of-year - Xiao PB; Little Polar Bear.
p5 mid-year - Ms. W Lai and the gang.
P6 Feb - In The Ancient("Gu(3) Dai(4)") times...
"In the Gu Dai times..." is the most recent and is, our two years of writing, the funniest(it is even funnier if you know the people in the story. They are: Jiing Harn, Jerrald, Nicholas Lai;-Lai gonggong, Princess Sara-Ann and Sherlyn, Bryan; Prince of neighbouring country, Hua Shan, Cheryl, me, Hua Ting, Jesmond; cousin of Princesses, Brendan Tye; Beggar Tye, Queen Lisa and King Andrew.
Hoho, I crack up everytime I tihnk of this. WAKAKA!!
Now, we must try to reach it to the highest of all - 100 marks(if you think it is impossible then shut up because "tian(1) xia(4) wu(2) nan(2) shi(4), zhi(3) pa(4) you(3) xin(1) ren(1)")
If you think it is impossible, the whole world will be plunged into darkness because Thomas Edison will not give a damn about how dark it is and create something called light bulb.
If so, there will be no internet connection.
If so, we will still be in the "Olden days" clothes because no one will care whether it is modern or not.
If so, there will be no such thing as a telephone.
If so, the people in the whole world are idiots.
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OH YEAH. I HAVE TO ACCUSE SOMEONE. I HAVE TO. I HAVE TO. I HAVE TO.
I REALLY HAVE TO. BECAUSE HE COMMITED A CRIME.
Guess who commited a crime?
"Ohmygosh your friend ah?"
No.
"Ohmygosh your classmate ah?"
No.
"Ohmygosh your schoolmate ah?"
No, no, and no again.
It is suprisingly
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One of the School Cleaners.
I AM NOT JOKING.
I heard this from my brother - it cannot be a lie because we have a dog called JiXiang and we extremely hate people who commit ANIMAL ABUSE.
SCENE: PHPPS, BASKETTBALL COURT NEXT TO SCHOOL FIELD.
CRIME-COMMITER: ONE OF THE SCHOOL CLEANERS, IS A MAN. A LITTLE BIT BALD. LOOKS AVERAGE.
TIME: ONE OF THE THURSDAYS; WHEN MY BRO'S CLASS IS GOING FOR P.E.
THE CRIME:
'It seemed like a normal day for Lim Zi Liang and his class on a Thursday (the exact date is forgotten) as they have finished their P.E. lessons. The class, Grace 3, were lining up when something strange had caught Zi Liang and his class sighted.
Dressed in the cleaners' uniform, one of the cleaners, a man that is a bit bald and looks like any old man you'd see on the street, came to the court. With a black plastic bag used for dustbins, the cleaner picked up a kitten that slipped into the school and threw it inside. Zi Liang and his friend, Ho Wang, wanted to tell the cleaner not to do that but could not as their teacher had called them back.
During their reccess at 9 am, Ho Wang and Zi Liang went to check the dustbin in which the cleaner had thrown the kitten into. They had seen the kitten's tail lying out of the bag and it was motionless. They swept the plastic bag with their hands but the kitten was there, not moving in other words - dead.
"I couldn't believe someone will do that. It is not right. Even if he wanted to get rid of the kitten, he shouldn't throw it away, but chase it out." said the Zi Liang. Ho Wang agreed and added, "That cleaner should be punished. He killed a young innocent kitten."
The police are currently looking for the cleaner that commited the crime. Anyone with information should call the case hotline at 1800 93 75602(KT-ABUSE)."
Lim Hui En
Imagine that being on the newpapers.(Of course, the reporter's name will be something else, not mine).
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